* Eat the powdered coffee like some powdered milk drink.
* Learn the language of the cockroaches, befriend them.
* Brush you eyes instead of your teeth.
* Follow an ant where ever it goes when you see one.
* Fill the bathroom seat with water.
* Detach your television and make it a radio.
* get inside a freezer
* play with your roach friend
* inhale some Shellane
* peak at yourself
* burn your house and say hurray!
* iron your face and say OUCH!
* plant some bone of a chicken and wait for it to grow
* buy a men's underwear that is loose
* wear your newly brought rubber shoes with that black leather
i know most of the words above are extreme and a big question mark written over it. It would help great if your a Filipino, i only translated it. Here's the original version.
PAPAKIN MO UNG KAPE KUNYARI MILO
PAG-ARALAN MO ANG LENGGUAHE NG MGA IPIS, TAPOS KAIBIGANIN MO SILA.
SIPILYUHIN MO MATA MO.
PAG MAY NAKITA KANG LANGGAM, SUNDAN MO KAHIT SAAN MAG-PUNTA.
PUNUIN MO NANG TUBIG UNG INIDORO.
BAKLASIN MO UNG TV NYO TAPOS GAWIN MONG RADYO.
PAGKASYAHIN MO UNG SARILI MO SA FREEZER.
MAG-LARO KYO NG CHESS NG KAIBIGAN MONG IPIS.
SINGHUTIN MO UNG SHELLANE.
BOSOHAN MO UNG SARILI MO.
SUNUGIN MO BAHAY MO TAPOS SIGAW K NG YEHEY.
PLANTSAHIN MO MUKHA MO TAPOS SIGAW K OUCH.
MAG-TANIM K NG BUTO NG MANOK TAPOS INTAYIN MONG TUMUBO.
BILI KA NG BAGONG BRIEF YUNG MALUWAG.
SUUTIN MO YUNG BAGO MONG BILI NA RUBBER SHOES YUNG BLACK NA LEATHER
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clha
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